*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
it’s called makeup
you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops
#ahhhhhh bucky has to be tripping balls at this point #he’s fucking delirious and hallucinates his best friend #larger than life pulling him off the table and carrying him out of there #and then they meet a nazi with a monster face #and he’s just like welp there went my sanity #not too surprising really i was headed there anyways #at least this is kind of a nice dream #like how far back towards the camp were they before this became reality again #i’m gonna stop now i hurt myself ugh gdi